THE PREVIOUS HOKAGE.
We’re thrilled this post marks the 1,000th time we’ve made the play on words, “Think how HOT you’ll look in this!” We’d like to thank the gang at Mighty Fine (not above making their own “smoking hot” jest) for making it all possible.
This Flame Princess Dress is Smoking Hot!
Check out this brand new I am Flame Princess Fit & Flare dress, our newest addition to our Geek Chic & Fan-bulous line. This gorgeous dress is figure flattering and fun to wear. If you’re an Adventure Time fan, you need this dress! It’s a perfect fit for any adventurer out on the town or on a quest to stop the Ice King from kidnapping yet another princess. This fan-bulous dress is a sizzling hot seller, so don’t wait. Make this dress a staple in your adventuring wardrobe today.
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never